Shooters

Shooters is a dive just south of the Duke campus. For Duke students, Shooters is usually the last stop on the bar-hopping circuit -- the place you go when you're almost too wasted to walk. It's a grimy spot with an L-shaped bar, some dance platforms, video screens, a few picnic tables and a white alabaster horse that rears on its hind legs under a sign that reads WILD, WILD WEST.

Perhaps, maybe, quite possibly, simply the best place ever.